I am,
Not the boldest,
The oldest,
Nor the coldest
I am,
Not the shiest,
Or the driest,
Nor the spry-est,
Of beings.
But somehow,
Despite my limitations
(to include, but not limited to, night blindness, incontinence, anal leakage, vision failure, erectile dysfunction, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, seizures, cone, kidney failure, liver stones, temporary blindness, skin lesions, lung cancer, throat cancer, bone cancer, blood cancer, heart cancer, love cancer (it kills very slowly), pancreatic explosion (super rare, but noticeable enough to mention), aneurism, additional limbs, third eye (blind...duh), stuttering, lying, cheating, masterbatory dreams, sweat soaked sheets, fantasies, realities, alternate reality, multiplicity, duplicity, and single hardcore porn videos and websites, fruit allergies, turkey fears, nightmares, vomiting, vomiting from nightmares, nightmare causing vomiting, shingles, the plague, mites, mice, hamsters in the ass, lice may occur....
As well as....
Loss of hair, motor function, autonomy, systematic controls, the swing arm, balance, hearing, sight, urinary function (you're gonna pee yourself), flatulence, constipation, consternation, participation , and free will
May be
Questioned, missing, suspended, mispronounced, misinterpreted, miss thang, misty waters may bring summer showers but the focus is on
Me
My dysfunction
Function
Wants
Desires
Denied
Deprived
Undesired
I am
Coming
For
You
